STOP! DO NOT READ THIS BLOG! If you have no sense of humor: This blog is suppose to be funny. If you take it seriously, you have missed the point. (Rest assured, I have an awesome, functional relationship with my husband and children). If you have delicate sensibilities: Although, every effort was made to avoid vulgarity and impoliteness, this blog is about life, and as you know, life is often both vulgar and impolite. You have been warned.